lone_monkey : Hey, don't you think the mayflowers in bangalore are redder than mayflowers in other parts of the world.
prospective_female_company : Blinks(what the fuck).
lone_monkey : Hey, your tooth is twisted, why don't you put braces.
prospective_female_company : I am fine the way i am(How dare you).
She was pretty despite that twisted tooth :).
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bad lines ver 2.0
lone_monkey: Hey did u finish that book? (oh she's so cute this morning)
prospective_female_company: no da ass.. had to wash lothes no water(get to the real world dumass)
lone_monkey: Hey ur lips are kinda black... were u fagging on ur terrace last night?? (was tht funny?)
prospective_female_company: huh!!(did he really say that...)
and then her mobile rings and thts her bf asking her everything u didnt..hell y did i even try...
you guys are either delirious or hilarious....I simply am not to make up my mind!!
good lines :-)
"Pretty despite the twisted tooth"
Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl
Autumn’s sweet we call it fall
I’ll make it to the moon if I have to crawl and
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view...
Scar Tissue by Red Hot Chili Peppers
zeus n ram !seriously are all the gud women(i mean gud not beautiful) taken....or is there a new evolution of species called women reppellent....
It is called natural deselction....we are prbably the scum of the earth and this is god's subtle way of saying move on....
Hey freakie, nice ones :), and natural deselection :), they shall treat us like scum at their own peril.
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