Monday, March 13, 2006

ways to eat a water melon

- make thin slices, and eat them carefully, making sure that the flesh does not touch your face, but just goes inside your mouth, very unromantic.
- make big slices, with wide bottom, bite in, let the flesh touch your cheek, let it caress your upper lips, very sensual.
- take one hemisphere of the water melon as such, and hug it, keep it close to your heart. use a knife which is not very sharp to cut out pieces from it, and slowly eat them, very intimate.

really, to learn such things you should have time with you, like me :) and be a little mad too

5 comments:

Zeus said...

Ram the wayward cloud!!! Float on gently...

dog said...

sounds like pr0n :)

neo said...

my! my! watermelons? bathakka ? thanner-mathan ? yooohu!

freakie said...

RAM iam awed by ur KAAM

ram said...

really nice pun freakie, you guys are really adding more blue paint to it :)