Why dogs don't drink soup? A two act play

Inspired from Quad Blogger Pandu ram's Award winning genre

(drama name="Why dogs don't drink soup?" genre="boring")
(charactor name="Kelu")
(charactor name="Malavika")
(charactor name="Kelu's amma")
(charactor name="Patti")

(ACT I)
(scene location="Kelu's house" time="Night after Kelu marries Malavika")

Kelu(Tries to smooch): Mnnn...
Malavika(Evades tactically): Hi Hi Hi Hi...
Kelu(Advances desperately): Mnnnnnnnnn.
Malavika(Acts coy): Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi...
Kelu(Gropes wildly in the dark): Come my darling lets make beautiful music.
Patti(Excitedly): BOW! WOW! BOW! BOW!
Malavika(begins to cry irritatingly): Cheta...I think your patti hates me
Kelu(Wildly pissed off now): Po Mai...Never mind the patti....Come lets make beautiful...Mnnn...

[Curtains lower as we hear constant barking and sounds of noisy lovemaking]

(Act II)
(scene location="Kelu's house" time="10 days after Kelu marries Malavika")
[Curtains raise and we see Kelu's Patti lying dead by a bowl of soup]

Kelu's Amma(Holds both hands to the head and screams at a high pitch): AIOOOOOO!
Kelu(Nearly has a heart attack. Comes running): What happened? What? Where?
Kelu's Amma(Crying): Look our patti has died...
Kelu(Shocked): Ngeiii
Kelu's Amma(Angry now): This wouldnt have happened if you hadnt married that African from Cypress!
Kelu(Chummi): Mnnnn
Kelu's Amma(Angrier than before): Avvale kandaal patti kanji kuddikilla!
Kelu:Mnnnn