I love the way you look at me...
the way you smack my ass...
and all the dirty things you do...
I have control of you!
lines by a crap band called Puddle of mudd
My pointless existence is being aggravated by women...
Of late the greatest source of evil in my life is from a woman that I have not seen, smelled or touched...
She has this voice that sounds like chains dragging through hell...
She sends me hate mails and asks me give her a call...every day for the last one week...
She is making me jump through rings like I am her trained monkey...
All of this might even have been appealing in a kinky sort of way if only I could bring myself to like her...But this phone-bondage thingie is not like phone-sex...not appealing to me...
Sometimes I think to myself if I ever run into her in person in some unrelated environment...who knows I might like her...Hell we could even be lovers!
4 comments:
Holy shit, first nihas had a psycho phone stalker, now you? I tried to imagine that voice, only to be humbled by my lack of imagination.
Holy Holy Shit !!
Atleast she SOUNDS like a she!
Whoa cowboys!Hold your horses!
She is my onsite co-ordinator!
its interesting to think of that .. like there was a condition in which you end up admiring your kidnapper .. now dont start on me!
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