Wednesday, February 09, 2005

That woman

I love the way you look at me...
the way you smack my ass...
and all the dirty things you do...
I have control of you!


lines by a crap band called Puddle of mudd

My pointless existence is being aggravated by women...
Of late the greatest source of evil in my life is from a woman that I have not seen, smelled or touched...
She has this voice that sounds like chains dragging through hell...
She sends me hate mails and asks me give her a call...every day for the last one week...
She is making me jump through rings like I am her trained monkey...

All of this might even have been appealing in a kinky sort of way if only I could bring myself to like her...But this phone-bondage thingie is not like phone-sex...not appealing to me...

Sometimes I think to myself if I ever run into her in person in some unrelated environment...who knows I might like her...Hell we could even be lovers!

4 comments:

ram said...

Holy shit, first nihas had a psycho phone stalker, now you? I tried to imagine that voice, only to be humbled by my lack of imagination.

neo said...

Holy Holy Shit !!

Atleast she SOUNDS like a she!

Zeus said...

Whoa cowboys!Hold your horses!
She is my onsite co-ordinator!

dog said...

its interesting to think of that .. like there was a condition in which you end up admiring your kidnapper .. now dont start on me!